Lady Don’t Lack

This rap, by J., follows Sir-Mix-A-Lot’s 1992 “Baby Got Back.”

We got big butts

And we will not lie

You other peoples

Might ask why

It’s how we’re made we just size up

We gonna fill your cup!

We so lovely you tearin’

You look and you can’t stop leerin’

That girl in the mirror smilin’

That fat on her backside pilin’!

In the butt we’re radical

We be international!

We like our rear 

And we think we’re fine

Whoever made us 

Was sure tryin’!

Drivin’ to be livin’

Women got much fat

Drivin’ to be livin’

And we sure don’t lack!

We stick out in wide ways

I say we gonna get some lays

Cellulite is here to find?

Jiggling, sister, we don’t mind–

We beautiful!

We got big butts 

And we think we bad

They givin’ by our mom and dad

Nobody who be less than cool

Will learn it all at this good school!

We love our butts 

And it’s so okay

Bitching about it’s yesterday

My body it ain’t yours for free

Unless you gonna respect me!

Lady don’t lack

Lady don’t lack

Decent folks find our form pleasin’

Nature made us for a reason!

Drivin’ to the livin’ 

And we got much fat

Drivin’ to the livin’

And we fine with that

What is that in your head?  It’s corny!

That thought you got makes you so scorny!

Critic baby you may be

Well free your mind, y’all, say me

Dial 1-800-FIX-A-LOT

And ditch those sexist thoughts!

Lady don’t lack!