This rap, by J., follows Sir-Mix-A-Lot’s 1992 “Baby Got Back.”
We got big butts
And we will not lie
You other peoples
Might ask why
It’s how we’re made we just size up
We gonna fill your cup!
We so lovely you tearin’
You look and you can’t stop leerin’
That girl in the mirror smilin’
That fat on her backside pilin’!
In the butt we’re radical
We be international!
We like our rear
And we think we’re fine
Whoever made us
Was sure tryin’!
Drivin’ to be livin’
Women got much fat
Drivin’ to be livin’
And we sure don’t lack!
We stick out in wide ways
I say we gonna get some lays
Cellulite is here to find?
Jiggling, sister, we don’t mind–
We beautiful!
We got big butts
And we think we bad
They givin’ by our mom and dad
Nobody who be less than cool
Will learn it all at this good school!
We love our butts
And it’s so okay
Bitching about it’s yesterday
My body it ain’t yours for free
Unless you gonna respect me!
Lady don’t lack
Lady don’t lack
Decent folks find our form pleasin’
Nature made us for a reason!
Drivin’ to the livin’
And we got much fat
Drivin’ to the livin’
And we fine with that
What is that in your head? It’s corny!
That thought you got makes you so scorny!
Critic baby you may be
Well free your mind, y’all, say me
Dial 1-800-FIX-A-LOT
And ditch those sexist thoughts!
Lady don’t lack!