Lady Don’t Lack !!

Lady Don’t Lack !!

Rap after Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back”

by C. Jenny Walbridge, © 2022

We got big butts

And we will not lie.

You other peoples

Might ask why—

It’s how we’re made, we just size up;

We gonna fill your cup!

We so lovely you tearin’

You look and you can’t stop leerin’

That girl in the mirror smilin’

That fat on her backside pilin’!

In the butt we’re radical.

We be international!

We like our rear 

And we think we’re fine—

Whoever made us 

Was sure tryin’!

Drivin’ to be livin’

Women got much fat

Drivin’ to be livin’

And we sure don’t lack!

We stick out in wide ways;

I say we gonna get some lays!

Cellulite is here to find?

Jigglin,’ sister, we don’t mind–

We beautiful!

We got big butts 

And we think we bad!

They givin’ by our mom and dad.

Nobody who be less than cool

Will learn it all at this good school!

We love our butts 

And it’s so okay

Bitching about it’s yesterday!

My body, it ain’t yours for free

Unless you gonna respect me!

Lady don’t lack…

Lady don’t lack!

Decent folks find our form pleasin;’

Nature made us for a reason!

Drivin’ to be livin’ 

And we got much fat

Drivin’ to be livin’

And we fine with that.

What is that in your head?  It’s corny!

That thought you got makes you too scorny!

Critic, baby, you may be.

Well free your mind, y’all, say me!

Dial 1-800-FIX-A-LOT

And ditch those sexist thoughts!

Lady don’t lack!